Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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