I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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