Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
You coming home soon, man?
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His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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