We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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