Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Randomize
