im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Randomize
