i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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