they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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