can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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