But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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