Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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