your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
how do you play pong handcuffed?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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