I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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