You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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