Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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