she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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