Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize
