Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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