Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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