Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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