My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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