she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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