it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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