Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
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