Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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