she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
