the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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