I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
