i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
My life is pants optional.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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