i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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