I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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