doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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