if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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