So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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