hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
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