I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
one two three fourrrrnication!
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
How does one acquire holy water?
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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