A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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