So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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