help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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