no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
