spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
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