We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
She's the barista slut.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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