I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
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