Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
The Olympian is in my bed
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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