how do flat chested girls get laid?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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