Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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