Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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