you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
