I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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