i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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